How is it possible you’ve been smoking weed your whole life and maybe even growing it and learning about it all your life, maybe you are even a Medical Marijuana Doctor, and you still don’t know where the actual medicine is in the plant?? I’ll tell you where it is: in the dumpster!
I was shocked when my lifetime-vegan, super healthy 75-yr old friend, Papa Smurf, told me about the marijuana root oil his Rasta people use. He said it is mainly used for cancer, pain, inflammation, and sleep, but there are also a number of other researched benefits. The root can also be boiled in water to make a tea, or put into DMSO to make a salve for arthritic joints or wounds. I personally just chew the root because I’m more lazy than Rastafarians.
I found myself taking a nap immediately after chewing on the root today of a 2-month old baby weed. It’s definitely relaxing. Mood is elevated a bit, but the mind is still relatively clear. I can’t say I feel “high” exactly, but it’s nice and there is a unique nice almost vacuum feeling in my sinus and crown area. Aside from the sleepiness, I feel functional if I need to be. But it’s definitely something to use at bedtime.
Because it contains zero THC and almost no CBD, with no marijuana smell, it’s almost impossible to get in trouble for traveling with it, and indeed many Rasta people with this in their luggage travel thru customs in many countries without issues.
Interestingly, despite containing zero THC, at a higher dose, I definitely get high (to the point of green-out ego death) just as if I were eating a THC edible, and the effects are even strain-specific, so sativa weed root is mentally energizing for example.
Now you don’t need to bother with buying indica weed, or lab-made CB9, or even worse benzo or Z drugs to get a good night’s sleep (see my sleep tips also) or to get a respite from pain. You don’t need to suffer all that hippocampal brain damage, false and missing memories, and general fogginess caused by THC or Z or Benzo drugs.
Go call up your grower friends and ask them to save the roots for you on their next harvest! Let’s stop throwing the best medicine in the trash!
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