But hey before going down this hilarious rabbit hole, i gently invite you to try this amazing inner child re-parenting hack that was recently discovered by a Pennsylvania Man.
My friend Michael had an even better Ultimate answer maybe, which came to him and his friends while high on weed. The answer is: the couch is brown. He couldn't even understand that answer later but it makes perfect sense and matches the Bahiya sutta’s description of nibbana: In the seen, let there be only the colors, in the heard, let there be only the sounds. When there is no you in the colors, no you in the sounds, no you anywhere inbetween, that is the end of suffering.
When i got high with my buddy Emile on salvia once we both had the same exact experience which we couldn't recall. We just woke up laughing so much we nearly died. And we agreed: Life is a JOKE! (And you are the punchline!)











